Saturday, April 18, 2009

College craps..

Average scenes from our college classroom..

scene I:

Some teacher teaching some subject. The students thinks she is teaching crap..

boy 1: ma'm, I don't understand, explain again.. *turns to his side and mutters to his friend beside him* bokachoda..
girl 1: *in a low voice* She can't teach to save her life!
girl 2 and girl 3 together: cocksucker!!!

Scene II:

girl 1 talking over the phone is some off-period and walking from top of one desk to another..
Accidently,she kicks her friends bag and it falls down.

girl 2: bitch!
girl 1: *very sweetly* sorry!!
girl 2: *more sweetly* its ok..

Scene III:

boy 1 hits girl 1s head.. small bonk.. she turns around and punches him in the arm.

Boy 1: *lifts eyebrow* Is that the best you have got? Girls are weak..

girl turns around and kicks.. Boy almost sits down in pain..

Scene III continued..

Boy 2 sitting on girl 1s place.

Girl 1: oi, hato mere seat se..
Boy 2: kyun? hum nehi jayenge.. u go sit somewhere else..
Girl 1: u better move.. *raises fist*
Boy 2: try to move me.

Girl grabs his hand and pulls and pulls without any effect..

Boy 1: try kicking him in the way you kicked me..
Girl 1: Good idea.. *kicks*
Boy 2: oh god.. one leg gone..i dnt want my another leg to go too.. M moving away.. sorry ma, i sat in ur place..T_T




to be continued..

2 comments:

srijita said...

u need a check up...!! O_O

Amitesh Anand said...

Hey, hey....
Boy2 story at d last of d blog is copyrighted one....!!!
And shud be removed.

And I completely agree with the above blogger's comment-
"U NEED A CHECK UP"

;-)
Take Care..!!!