College crap continued..

Scene IV:

Boy1 standing doing "Ouch..god..chere de.."..blah blah...and boy 2 and boy 3 who happens to know martial art is continuously kicking boy 1's butt.

Scene V:

Teacher teaching in class. He turns to write on board. The moment he turns girl 1 and boy 1 starts bickering about something. Girl 2 tries to put hand on girl 1's mouth to stop her. Boy 1 starts hitting boy 2 for some reason. Girl 1 get mad because Boy 1 lost interest in bickering so hits him pretty hard. "Wham!" Teacher turns around. Every one looked at him as if nothin happened. Suddenly whole class starts laughing. Teacher grins.

Couples scenes...

Scene I:

Girl: Tumi sobsomoi erokom koro.. Amar kosto hoy na? *she starts sobbing*

Boy sits with a grim face and after sometime face and eye gets red as if he is going to cry too..
Girl's head still down and she is sobbing and taking breaks in the middle to wipe off tears..
Boy starts playing game in his cellphone..

Scene II:

Boy: *with a serious face and authoritive tone* Go fill up my bottle. You should learn to do some work.
Girl: Fuck you.. *shows middle finger*
Boy: *messes up her hair badly* take that! *goes and fills up the bottle*

Scene III:

Boy lying with head on girl's lap. Girl bends down and they kisses. After sometime Boy is sitting and the girl is leaning on his shoulders and feeding him her tiffen.

College craps..

Average scenes from our college classroom..

scene I:

Some teacher teaching some subject. The students thinks she is teaching crap..

boy 1: ma'm, I don't understand, explain again.. *turns to his side and mutters to his friend beside him* bokachoda..
girl 1: *in a low voice* She can't teach to save her life!
girl 2 and girl 3 together: cocksucker!!!

Scene II:

girl 1 talking over the phone is some off-period and walking from top of one desk to another..
Accidently,she kicks her friends bag and it falls down.

girl 2: bitch!
girl 1: *very sweetly* sorry!!
girl 2: *more sweetly* its ok..

Scene III:

boy 1 hits girl 1s head.. small bonk.. she turns around and punches him in the arm.

Boy 1: *lifts eyebrow* Is that the best you have got? Girls are weak..

girl turns around and kicks.. Boy almost sits down in pain..

Scene III continued..

Boy 2 sitting on girl 1s place.

Girl 1: oi, hato mere seat se..
Boy 2: kyun? hum nehi jayenge.. u go sit somewhere else..
Girl 1: u better move.. *raises fist*
Boy 2: try to move me.

Girl grabs his hand and pulls and pulls without any effect..

Boy 1: try kicking him in the way you kicked me..
Girl 1: Good idea.. *kicks*
Boy 2: oh god.. one leg gone..i dnt want my another leg to go too.. M moving away.. sorry ma, i sat in ur place..T_T




to be continued..

10 reasons why i wanna be a Japanese..

1. I will be able to watch animes and read mangas as much as I want and that too in Japanese.. and in paperback..

2. Will be able to have sushi and sake..

3. Will be able to take part in anime role playing parties..

4. Ride the bullet train..

5. Visit the most populated city in the world whenever I wanna..

6. Call someone " no baka" and he/she actually understands and slangs me back..

7. Use gadgets for everything..

8. Dress kawaii without having people looking at me strangely like I am a alien or something..

9. Learn Bonshai and ikebana..

10. Coz, thats what i always wanted to be..duh!!!

Male Ego..

I dont understand the male ego. It surprises me even more when the guys take pride in their ego. A friend of mine blogged (a guy friend of course) blogged that he hates seeing girls on bikes or wearing denim or holding beer!! a girl friend of mine was told by a guy friend of her that "lyadh" is a guy word. What exactly do you mean by guy words? that they are harsh? So, do you mean, you dont want girls to say harsh words or slang? Why? Is that because you think girls should not be as powerful as you are or should not do the things you do. Or you are scared that if they do, they will be better in those jobs than you and and you will lose your place? Doesn't that make them losers? If you can do well competing against women who can do the same job as you, then only you can say I am better in that.

Don't get me wrong. I am not a feminist. I hate gender discrimination in any kind. Some companies nowadays only females because they want to make the number of men and women equal. I find that stupid and wrong. When it comes to a sensitive area as job market, people should be recruited based on merits, not gender. Why wouldnt the guys feel bad? Its already so hard to get a job and everybody is working their ass off so that they can make a decent living. Now if a particular gender gets the upperhand just coz they are born with a vagina, its absolutely unfair!!!

Anyways, as I was saying, I hate male egos. I have seen 99% of the guys can't take it if their girlfriend or wife is doing better in career than them. While I have seen very few girls having problems with their men being more successful than them. In fact, many girls willingly give up their job and let let their husband earn.(though I personally dont like it, I dont wanna hurt the feelings of those who does it willingly). But guys? No, never! No matter how much they say, they wont mind. In the end, their ego gets bruised. And all these leads to a broken relationship or a failed marriage. Why guys?? Look around and think. Its time you change your views. Women will be sucessful. You can hold it against them. Some may be better than you. You gotta take it. Just in the way you dont mind a friend better than you, you should also not mind when your girl is better than you. You should be proud of her. Just like she was proud of you when you were doing better than her.

my life these days..

My life is damn weird these days. Just recovered from several illness and then a break up. Then i keep on breaking or losing my things. Lets just say, I am going through a really bad phase.

There is a time in everyones life when they start learning about the real face of the world and how much hypocrisy in it. Its like no matter wherever you go, there is a politics going on between people which they hide behind all their smiles and sweet nature. Its frustrating to see people doing bad things and getting away with it while you get into so much trouble for doing a very silly thing just coz you dont have the power.

You feel tired of all the fakeness around you and start getting frustrated. You keep on wishing the situation will change and one day you give up and start getting depressed. You lose your faith on the world and the people around you. Because no matter how much love you give to them, people dont care about you a bit. And when you get in a tight spot, no one will be there for you.

I feel awful these days and feel like taking a break from the world. But no, I can't do that. I wanna be a fighter, you one someone who can take life and grab it by neck and take it on. Or probably kick it anime style!! ;-)